This flesh-and-blood submissive ain’t got nothing on the Godzilla of masturbatory aids
I haven’t shit in 3 days. I am as bloated as those little African kids on commercials on public access at 4am, minus the flies hovering around my emaciated, living corpse. I’m so full of tacos and drugs right now that I could burst open at any [...]
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Product Plug #2: Real Hymen Sex Doll
This flesh-and-blood submissive ain’t got nothing on the Godzilla of masturbatory aids
I haven’t shit in 3 days. I am as bloated as those little African kids on commercials on public access at 4am, minus the flies hovering around my emaciated, living corpse. I’m so full of tacos and drugs right now that I could burst open at any [...]
Degenerate of the Week: John Bednari...
Breast Milk Happy Hour, Get Crunk!!!
I have a confession, y’all. I tend to like breasts better in their distant, perfectly-framed, illusory stage, before their grand reveal to me as something human, and therefore flawed. I have seen enough asymmetrical titties and funky, incongruous nipple patterns in my day to overlook the critical c [...]