Hi. I’m Dan . I’m divorced. This is how I spent my Valentine’s Day. Pray for me…
I arise at 1:37 PM, and eat a vigorous breakfast of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, with Sailor Jerry’s rum, in lieu of milk. I also enjoy Cap’n Crunch Berries with vodka. Sometimes if I let the soggy, vodka-laced “berries” [...]
I am borderline-unemployable. Work ethic is an utterly foreign concept to me. My dedication to my own unprofitable, doomed interests at the expense of my employer, or potential employers’ insignificant concerns is so all-encompassing, so voracious, it could single-handily shred the last remaining fibers of the American Dream. My job [...]