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Hey, White Girl. Don’t be a Carlton. Drug your parents!
Man, parents just don’t understand.
And that’s why, sometimes, you know, you just have to drug them so you can use the internet. B’YAH!!!
Two teenage girls in Placer County, California, subverted the very concept of teenage rebellion by allegedly drugging one of [...]
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Degenerate of the Week [Jan 4, 2013]:...
Hey, White Girl. Don’t be a Carlton. Drug your parents!
Man, parents just don’t understand.
And that’s why, sometimes, you know, you just have to drug them so you can use the internet. B’YAH!!!
Two teenage girls in Placer County, California, subverted the very concept of teenage rebellion by allegedly drugging one of [...]
Degenerate of the Week (Dec. 14, 2012...
Any hole will do.
Benjamin Greene, 22, suffers from a common hetero male affliction. He wants to bang Miley Cyrus, and achieve true cocksman immortality. But unlike the floundering majority of his peers, Benjamin Greene actually lived his wet dream. Well, almost.
Benjamin allegedly tried to smuggle a “Finally Mylie” inflatable [...]
Degenerate of the Week [Nov. 9, 2012]...
Why Costco Requires Memberships
Who’s the best whore in town? Jeremy Fucking Owens, that’s who. And don’t you god damn forget it.
Transsexual maniac Jeremy Owens, 23, cemented his unchallenged whoredom in a titillating display before his Lackawanna County, Pennsylvania peers when he allegedly popped his breast impla [...]
Degenerate of the Week (Oct. 2 –...
FUCK SCHOOL!!!
“I AIN’T COME TO PLAY SCHOOL!” – Cardale Jones – scrub quarterback, THE Ohio State University. – [@Cordale10 ]
Cardale Jones is more than an athlete, more than an exquisite, pampered meathead. He is more than a dazzling physical specimen with NFL dreams… and an Arby’s night sh [...]
Degenerate of the Week: Daniel Colli...
You Fart… You Die!!!
Everybody poops. This is cold, scientific fact. It’s in the Constitution. But not everyone farts. Not exactly.
We don’t all unleash cacophonous, symphonic flatulence in our pants. We don’t all release silent, sinister Chernobyl farts, contaminating our immediate surroundings with noxious, toxi [...]
Degenerate of the Week: Charles Mars...
“Whatchu mean I can’t fuck no bear?”
Recidivism has found its official mascot, and it’s not a guy in a suffocating plush costume. Because Charles Marshall would try to fuck it. In a public square, somewhere in the godless realm known as Ohio, where 87.2% of the world’s stuffed animal-fornicators dwell.
Charles [...]
Degenerate of the Week: Jonathan Tho...
Rome had the Sistine Chapel. Texas has this guy.
Jonathan Thompson is a man of conviction. Burglary conviction. Soon-to-be Assault conviction. But most of all, artistic conviction. Most uneducated, scumbag perps would limit their outrage at their arresting officers to a contentious tweet, Facebook post, or slurred, profane rant after down [...]
Degenerate of the Week: John Bednari...
Breast Milk Happy Hour, Get Crunk!!!
I have a confession, y’all. I tend to like breasts better in their distant, perfectly-framed, illusory stage, before their grand reveal to me as something human, and therefore flawed. I have seen enough asymmetrical titties and funky, incongruous nipple patterns in my day to overlook the critical c [...]