Degenerate Nation

 Degenerates,

After 2 intense rounds of Tournament action, we present to you the Official Standings of the first annual “Degenerate Madness” pool.

Standings are listed by Degenerate Name (or cop-out generic or non-clever bracket entry name), to protect the (Non) innocent. 

Out of 65 entrants, our degenerate leaders for the 6 possible predicted champions are:

North Carolina   =   “SpartanZX6-2″;  #1 overall -  55 points .     (Hopefully he will tank it, given his lame name)

Michigan State  =  “DeJuan Blogevich”;  Tied for #2 overall - 54 points.   

Pittsburgh  =  “Dr. Claw”;  Tied for #2 overall  -  54 points. 

Memphis =  haymercedes 1 (nearly as generic as they come);  Tied for #2 overall  -  54 points.

Louisville  =  Courvoisier Jones;  Tied for #6 overall  -  53 points. 

Connecticut  =  Hans Greuber = ME;  Tied for #15 overall - 50 points. 

                                                OVERALL STANDINGS:

 For a good portion of you, unless you have Kansas, Missouri, Purdue, Xavier, Villanova, Duke, Gonzaga, Syracuse, or Oklahoma in the Final 4, you’re probably finished.   Those with solid chalk the rest of the way through are sitting in good positions.  

The key matchup from this point forward is the hypothetical Connecticut-Memphis showdown in the West Regional final.   A would-be Epic Battle with ginormous Degenerate Madness ramifications. 

So hopefully PurDON’T and/or Mizzou don’t crash the party.

I have only eaten Captian Crunch and PB&J today, so I promise further analysis of the pool and analysis from the first two rounds, later on.   In the meantime, enjoy lamenting on how bad you suck.  

And as always, for comments, suggestions, solicitations for “intimate encounters”, and hate mail,  e-mail us at:   degeneratenation@gmail.org