Degenerate Nation

Being the Dear Leader is pretty sweet, I must say. I can have anything I want. But what I’m really looking for is intimacy. Specifically the type of intimacy involving my penis, and your vagina.

Dear Girl-at-Job-that-I-Interviewed-For-But-Didn’t-Get,
Hey!  Remember me?  I came into your office for a job interview yesterday.  You were part of the guantlet of employees I had to meet during the exhaustingly hopeless interview process.  You have blonde hair, big boobs, and will bear my children.  Please tell me you remember me!
You sauntered into the office, along with that [...]

HELL YEAH!!!

So, I was searching through an e-mail, hoping to find a Facebook friend request from someone I never once hung out with in high school, or an exclusive invitation to help out a wealthy Nigerian diplomat by giving him my banking information, when I stumbled upon something even better:  a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to check out BLACK [...]