Degenerate Nation

Forget hookers, or Craigs List’s “Casual Encounters” page. Real ballers get themselves kicked out of their house, then fly down to Argentina to bang it out on Father’s Day weekend, with their caliente Argentinian mistress. BALLIN’!

You’ll probably see Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson blubbering about this on Larry King soon enough, so I should just throw this out there now:
I beat the ever-lasting Christ out of a black man.
At basketball.
And by man… I mean teenager.
And shorter than me.
And probably not fully developed.
But still… unequivocably black.  Black as midnight.  And I [...]

GO FOR THE GOLD!!!

Degenerate Nation proudly presents a new series,

“Degenerate Face-Off” - where two degenerates
debate the critical issues facing our festering sore of a Society

Scumbags and Scum-ettes, please welcome today’s debaters:
THOMAS T. MENSTURAL -   47, seething American, hardworking (when he’s not playing Bejeweled or watching “According to Jim” on Hulu) father of two extremely white, poorly adjusted children.
PRESTON [...]

Degenerate Diary Presents:
“STUPOR BOWL ‘09″
The following is a drunken, sleazy, running diary of Super Bowl 43, (edited for coherency)…compiled live from my unemployed buddy’s basement apartment in Washington, D.C. ….
4:02 PM -      Just cracked open my first beer.  Well, if you can classify Bud Light as “beer”.  What does my first of many taste like?    Watered-down detest of [...]