Degenerate Nation

I can’t land a date with a girl I’d remotely justify spending money on, and there’s some guy out there convincing women to beat off with power tools? Say it with me know. P-L-A-Y-A!!!

Seriously, in what universe do we live in, where a woman can go all Hannibal Lecter on a man, just because he didn’t knock her up? It’s called the “Miracle of Life” for a reason, lady. Know why?

Because some people don’t deserve miracles. You’re one of them. Deal with it.

Every Friday, we will announce the week’s most accomplished degenerate, with help from our loyal asshole readers!  To nominate someone for Degenerate of the Week, e-mail us at:    degeneratenation@gmail.com,   with the subject line:  “Degenerate of the Week”
 
 
 Week 3 of our ongoing Degenerate of the Week series is upon is, and I am once again posting this after the [...]

 
Every Friday, we will announce the week’s most accomplished degenerate, with help from our loyal asshole readers!  To nominate someone for Degenerate of the Week, e-mail us at:    degeneratenation@gmail.com,   with the subject line:  “Degenerate of the Week”
 
Douches and Douchettes,
 
I apologize profusely for the delay in naming Week 2’s Degenerate of the Week.   My screenwriting partner bolted for LA yesterday, [...]

Welcome to the First Edition of a Degenerate Nation staple:  “Degenerate of the Week”.   Every Friday, we will announce that week’s most accomplished degenerate, with the help of your votes!
And now, Degenerate Nation is proud to present our first ever Degenerate of the Week:           ALFIE PATTEN, 13-Year-Old Father!
A father at 13?  Welcome to Fucked-for-Life-Ville, Population: You [...]