Degenerate Nation

 In eager anticipation of the 2009 football season, my 13-year-old Cousin Danny and I conducted Degenerate Nation’s 1st annual Mock Fantasy Football Draft.
We created 12 team names, following the standard fantasy football tradition of being as crude, immature, and blissfully inhumane as possible.  After naming the teams, we wrote them down on slips of paper and drew [...]

Being the Dear Leader is pretty sweet, I must say. I can have anything I want. But what I’m really looking for is intimacy. Specifically the type of intimacy involving my penis, and your vagina.

Where do they get those pickles from? So thin. So delicious. So unique. They must fly them in from Indonesia. They are hand-sliced by pre-pubsecent Indonesian boys, with tiny fingers….. GLOBALIZATION, BITCHES!!!