Degenerate Nation

I can’t land a date with a girl I’d remotely justify spending money on, and there’s some guy out there convincing women to beat off with power tools? Say it with me know. P-L-A-Y-A!!!

Seriously, in what universe do we live in, where a woman can go all Hannibal Lecter on a man, just because he didn’t knock her up? It’s called the “Miracle of Life” for a reason, lady. Know why?

Because some people don’t deserve miracles. You’re one of them. Deal with it.

On March 10th, 1941, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.

Attention Auburn fans: it doesn’t count as a shaft if you don’t schedule anybody tough in nonconference, and play in an unbelievably down SEC. Tough shit, Tigers. You want in? Get to the championship game of the SEC Tournament, or pick up Charles Barkley, fresh out of the drunk tank, and see if you can bribe the NCAA into giving him another month of eligibility.

Degenerate Nation strongly encourages you to RUB ZEOLI’s sizable, prognosticative crystal BALLS together for an up-to-date preview of how your NCAA Tournament bracket might look if the season ended today.
But first, you might be be asking:   “Why are you doing this, Zeoli?”
Why?    It’s simple:
1.  I am obsessed with March Madness.
2.  Joe Lunardi (ESPN’s “Bracketologist”) is an inaccurate TOOL.
3.   [...]

 
Degenerate Nation strongly encourages you to RUB ZEOLI’s sizable crystal BALLS together for an up-to-date preview of how your NCAA Tournament bracket might look if the season ended today.
But first, you might be be asking:   “Why are you doing this, Zeoli?”
Why?    It’s simple:
1.  I am obsessed with March Madness.
2.  Joe Lunardi (ESPN’s “Bracketologist”) is an inaccurate TOOL.
3.   [...]

Every Friday, we will announce the week’s most accomplished degenerate, with help from our loyal asshole readers!  To nominate someone for Degenerate of the Week, e-mail us at:    degeneratenation@gmail.com,   with the subject line:  “Degenerate of the Week”
 
 
 Week 3 of our ongoing Degenerate of the Week series is upon is, and I am once again posting this after the [...]

Degenerate Nation strongly encourages you to RUB ZEOLI’s sizable crystal BALLS together for an up-to-date preview of how your NCAA Tournament bracket might look if the season ended today.
But first, you might be be asking:   “Why are you doing this, Zeoli?”
Why?    It’s simple:
1.  I am obsessed with March Madness.
2.  Joe Lunardi (ESPN’s “Bracketologist”) is an inaccurate TOOL.
3.   [...]